For those who want to experience contemporary art, here's our suggestion: Get an empty chair, make a few random brushstrokes on it, and name it "Emotional Chair Abstraction." Then, go to a gallery and exhibit that chair. Trust me, the viewers will marvel at the depth of those abstract expressions, just like they admire their children's artwork from preschool! Both convey the same meaning, don't they? It seems that the greatest artists of our generation are these "innovators" who showcase their creativity without actually doing anything.

Another blank canvas, another meaningless sculpture...